offle waffle

You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image.

no example needed, enough said

by Dick Tucker February 14, 2005

offlabel

When you use an object for something other than its true purpose.

"That jam jar would make a sweet offlabel butt plug."

"Can I offlabel your old VCR for a monitor riser?"

by Hey2 May 31, 2009

Offlandish

Very different, Unknown, hipsterish or Unique.

Normally meaning Awesomely different.

Did you see that laxy guy with the offlandish glasses?

by LikeZoinkss! December 12, 2010

offloading

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.

Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.

by Poetjester September 11, 2016

Offluidisexual

Derived from the Old English word that means vegetable, Offluidisexual means being attracted to people depending on what vegetable they feel like on that day, and what vege the other person is.

That guy is so Offluidisexual, he called me a juicy carrot!

by Johnathan Horton November 25, 2019

Gypsy_offl

"Trendsetter" Gypsy is pure soul. His tweets are fun and doesn't hurt anyone. Heartthrob of twitter girls. He is pride of twitter. He deserves verified id with 2k+ followers

Gypsy_offl madhiri oru fan kidaichadhuku naan kuduthu vechirukanum ~ Actor Suriya

by Aandavan January 5, 2021

Offalstick

Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food.

"Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks?"
"Nah man, I value my health."

by Over the Hll April 10, 2008