The result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a glass surface, such as a window or sliding glass door, of which the victim is on the opposite side. When pressed against the glass, the genitals are said to resemble an octopus in an aquarium. The violent nature of the rubbing motion is meant to break the skin and render the octopus 'bloody.' Flesh moistened by blood will create a squeaking sound when moved against the glass, generating what is known as the "Cry of the Bloody Octopus."
Jeremy was being a jerk, so I gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch.
by forty twenty-two November 29, 2010
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All superheroes have archenemies: Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, and Spider-Man has Doctor Octopus.
by The Master Planner February 25, 2009
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When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.
Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
by vert flacon June 26, 2006
Get the Taunting the Octopus mug.Ringo : "Hey George, These 8 ladies have been dreaming about fucking us."
George: "Well, lets do it then. Let's go under the sea to the Octopuss Garden."
George: "Well, lets do it then. Let's go under the sea to the Octopuss Garden."
by supermario15 July 13, 2012
Get the Octopuss Garden mug.Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.
by TheRealAndOfficialSandwichMan April 9, 2018
Get the octopuses mug.Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.
by Rey V March 31, 2008
Get the octopus juicer mug.a man/woman who has sex with lots of men/women lots of times in one day. octopus man can either be a man or a woman. a bigger version of a slut or whore
man 1: dude wheres daren?
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.
by wisdomess June 14, 2011
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