Obscenery

A description of the area around one that may contain things that are obscene; which could include things that are ridiculous, offensive, lewd, or a combination of any of these.

Objects spotted in nature that obviously look like something that could be construed as sexual or perverted in any way.

As I walked into the club, I took in the obscenery around me; half naked girls dancing, drinking, and debauchery aplenty surrounded me.

"Oh man, did you see how much bling that dude what wearing? Thats pure obscenery!"

Dustin: "Dude, did you just see the knot in that tree we walked past? It looked like a dick!"
Joe: "Hey, your right, you don't even have to be dirty minded to see blatant obscenery like that."

by finkalink December 21, 2008

obstruculous

adjective, to be actively and unnecessarily obstructive in the pursuit of a meritless objective from which gratification is derived

on train
a: would you please move your bag off that seat so that I can sit down?
b: no
a: you're merely being obstruculous
b: i know, tee hee

by herr wordmeister April 2, 2009

faded into obscurity after being

A group of five words. They are all from the Indo-European English language, which diffused primarily from the growth of the British Empire, international jobs with this language, and it being a common trade language. This phrase specifically means that, supposedly a noun, has vanished or disappeared into the state of being unknown both literally and figuratively.

person 1: yo, what does watermelon sugar mean?
person 2: i don't know. it faded into obscurity after being banned by BOFA
person 1: huh?
person 2: BOFA DEEZ FUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUF

by Lurixx June 15, 2021

Obstructionist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2020

Foreground obstruction crew

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv August 28, 2006

obsexxed

The act of being obsessed with someone in a particularly amorous manner.

S: Did you see Giovanny today?
A: No...why are you so obsexxed with him?!
S: He's so gorgeous!

by sarahbaartman October 25, 2012

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022