Oprah

The Queen of Political Correctness...

Guy: What you watchin'?
Girl: Oprah...
Guy: Ah that political correct annoying bitch!? I'd take Jerry Springer over her bullshit any day!

by FilMasta March 4, 2009

Oprah

An annoying television personality who is always looking for attention. She is also always in the tabloids for being such a fatass, and the fans of her show are wacky fat chicks who feel bad about themselves. She always has this crook doctor named mehmet oz on her show offering medical advice for every ailment possible (breast cancer,arthritis,diabetes,kidney stones,infertility, the guy knows everything) Oprah is just a depressed fat bitch because she doesnt get any dick because no guy in their right mind would want to bone Oprah because she is such a bossy asshole. Stedman backed out of the engagement cause he finally realized marrying oprah probably wouldnt be a good idea. She is a liberal and loves to talk about rimming.

Man: Look at Oprah,she loves getting attention even if its negative like her fatassness.

by bananapeelz July 12, 2009

Oprah Hug

Going in for a normal hug, but instead grabing hands and shaking them in the air.

Sally felt like a failure because she didnt get the Oprah Hug

by Lillyy January 27, 2006

Oprah

Future communist ruler of both our planet and Mars. Oprah currently has the funds to overthrow the world, and mass produce anything needed to start her new feminist communist colony. Can also be used to describe extreme wealth, power, or deception.

If we didn't watch him closely he would have pulled an Oprah.

by [e-mail] April 3, 2007

oprah

The world's current Sith Lord
Her current apprentices are possibly Dr Phil or that white designer he-bitch she owns, or perhaps even Tom Cruise (hehe midget)

"Watch out or Oprah will fry you with her sith powers"
"Oprah is so Sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)"
"Oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks"

by Elmin October 19, 2005

Oprahganda

Anything that changes a person's opinion after watching or reading something from Oprah.

My girlfriend read something in O magazine and now she says I'm an ass. I told her it was all Oprahganda.

by BlazNsadL July 20, 2008

Oprahfied

The act of taking something little known and making it available for the masses; the dumbing down of something for a larger audience

I used to listen to Ok Go, but then they got oprahfied and now their music is lame

by tres mackey June 25, 2008