Oatmeal on a Wall

Lumpy, saggy breasts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall.

Q: How was your date last night?
A: Dude, her boobs were like oatmeal on a wall.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Chinese Oatmeal

Warm water with salt in it that is gargled to soothe a sore throat. This remedy was developed in ancient China circa 450 BC.

*Cough* *Cough* Man my throat is sore. I think I'll have some Chinese oatmeal with breakfast.

by Hotthands McGee September 28, 2011

oatmeal muncher

Dirty hippie, most-likely lives around other dirty hippies somewhere in Colorado.

Did you see those oatmeal munchers at the political march.

by Rexual B. January 3, 2009

oatmeal vagina

When you fill her vagina with rolled oats and fuck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out.

Your sister and I got real kinky last night. Let's just say she has a nasty oatmeal vagina.

by The Sexy Taco September 8, 2016

Oatmeal Pie

The most delicious of the "Little Debbie" snack cake products, nothing more. If anyone says otherwise, see urbandicks.
Better known as "Oatmeal Creme Pies".

Oatmeal Pies come in boxes of 12, I recommend buying them.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

Oatmeal Party

Noun. An activity in which babyfurs, a subset of the larger Furry fandom, gather in a private place, usually in a hotel room at a furcon, perform oatmeal enemas on themselves and eachother, followed by putting on a diaper or some other youthful garments (overalls are also common) then defecating the oatmeal in to the garments. Optional but common practices in addition to this includes but is not limited to: consumption of the results of the enemas straight from the diapers, switching "loaded" diapers with other babyfurs, and wrapping the "loaded" diapers around their faces while doing whippets.

I was invited to a oatmeal party tonight. They said it was open door but I am pretty sure that con staff will ban them if they don't keep it closed door. Oh well.

by Mambo Breaker November 22, 2010