Optionist

"A professional who has the ability to offer one or more options to somebody else (asker). The option(s) given usually enlight a new path to follow in order to create a better reality or solve a problem. An optionist never gives consultance on which option is more appropriate to follow",

Lets say that there is a couple, whose property (house +land) has become to expensive to live in. The couple decides to contact an optionist, who examines the situation of the house owners and gives them different options on what to do.
Options
1. Couple may sell the entire property
2. Couple may sell the land around the house, make some money and still live in their house
3. Couple can rent their house and move in a more convenient place

by Fadjo (Daniel F.) September 23, 2015

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

soft option

1. n. in a number of choices, the one considered to be easy or the easiest to do, involving the least difficulty or exertion.
2. n. the easiest of two or more possible choices.

Chemical castration: the soft option? More than 100 British sex offenders have volunteered for 'chemical castration'. But do the drugs make them harmless? (Aitkenhead, Demma. The Guardian. Chemical castration: the soft option? Article published 18 January 2013.)

See doss.

"It looks easy, this, but it's not. It looks like a doss, like a soft option." Mark Renton in _Trainspotting_, describing using heroin.

by Smartjanitor July 17, 2013

standing ovation

When a crowd stands up and gives someone extended and rapturous applause, usually after that person did something amazing

The orchestra received a standing ovation after their fantastic performance

Oh my god that dude just did 30 cartwheels in a row, he totally deserved that standing ovation (though his hands are probably about to fall off lol)

by ngicecream August 15, 2021

Mirabeeque Ovations

A registered event Ushering Company in Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria, founded in August 2015, by Utibe Samuel Mbom.

After serving as the team leader of Mirabeeque Ovations for seven years, Utibe Samuel Mbom wrote the book, The Event Usher’s Handbook

The name ‘Mirabeeque’ was coined by Utibe Samuel Mbom from the word ‘Miracle’. However, Utibe means Miracle in English.

Person 1: Can you recommend good Ushers for my product lunch?

Person 2: Yeah. Mirabeeque Ovations. I heard they are the best in town.

by Agency33 September 30, 2021

standing ovation

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.

nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!

by KFED April 30, 2006

Optional Requirement

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement

Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010