I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood

Look at the first letter of every word

I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood= I like you

by Notyouidk January 2, 2021

Tinkle Oath

The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.

Person One "We're gonna be friends forever"
Person Two "Not unless we do the tinkle oath"

by BrittanyBrokeTheTinkleOath May 23, 2017

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020

oath-tacking

The act of strategically evading, distorting, or sidestepping a sworn oath—especially by public officials—often through legal gymnastics, political maneuvering, or rhetorical misdirection. Unlike oath-taking, which implies duty and honor, oath-tacking is about pretending to uphold principles while undermining them for personal or ideological gain.

The senator stood under a flag, swore allegiance to the Constitution, then spent the next hour oath-tacking his way through a cover-up.

by Randy Steel March 28, 2025

Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

Scouts Oath

When there is no poop on the toilet paper when you wipe. Comes from the slogan in the Scouts Oath "Leave No Trace"

I just took a massive shit and there wasn't any poop on the toilet paper, I just took a Scouts Oath

Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time

by SpinachTurtle December 2, 2020

KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 24, 2022