Otto von Bismarck

A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."

He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."

Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.

"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."

"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."

-Otto von Bismarck

SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.

by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009

otto kufner

a cool man who lovees his vodka and bitches. some times called an OK where you get shitfaced drunk and have many bitches around.

fuck man, i totally pulled a otto kufner yesterday.

by Da Zohan007 June 30, 2010

Otto Mann

The Busdriver on "The Simpsons" who often causes a lot of harm to the children in his bus due to his shitty driving. He even lost his licence once but Selma gave him a new one because he hated Homer at the time.

"Hey Otto Mann"
"Whats Up Little Dude?"

by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

Otto Middle School

This school is located in Plano Texas around a rich area full of crakers. There’s a Starbucks near by where kids say they’re gonna fight but end up backing out because they have no balls. And counselors pulling up trying to stop problems off school property even though they don’t get paid enough. These counselors include a male that looks like he’s pregnant with 10 children, a real life mrs. Crabs that can only walk inside the class sideways, and one of Santa’s elves. And Homer Simpson as the assistant principal. Along with a black assistant principle that will send you to ISS for looking at her the wrong way. And Otto has the highest rate of gay kids in middle school. With some people showing their ass naked to seduce straight niggas. And you can’t walk down the hallway without getting ear raped by some boys who can scream louder than a seven year old girl. And so many snakes there you’ll think you in the jungle. The highlights include a pornstar teacher, gay niggas, ugly ass hoes, a bunch of depressed kids and some 8 grade pedophiles.

“Mom can I go to otto middle school”
“Son I’d rather you have six with me”

by Myselfphnx on snap and insta May 29, 2019

Otto's Magic Blocks

A children's computer game consisting of a small, pink blob with stubs for legs and bright shining eyes, bouncing through a magical world of rainbows and ice cream and candy. This world is believed to represent the inner workings of the mind and soul of Sir Paul McCartney.

Ringo: "Hey Paul, have you played Otto's Magic Blocks?"
Paul: "I am Otto's Magic Blocks."

by K. E. M. August 10, 2009

Otto Middle School

Overall a decent middle school with shitty bathrooms, hoes, untrustworthy people, teachers that single out certain kids for no reason, and some of the dumbest rules you can think of. Even the staff can be snakes. This school has its perks but it can also be a living hell. Bringing things from out of school to school punishment. Kids from the school constantly getting probation and put in juvenile detention. Although it's not the best, it could be way worse. Other than what I've mentioned there are some good people that I've met in this school (teachers and students). Let's just say it's not a terrible school.

Kid: I'm going to Otto Middle School next year!

Kid going to another school:

Good luck buddy...

by Kid That Went There August 2, 2017

Otto's Law

The law that states: If you do not like the opinion or statement given to you, respond with "Fuck you"

Bartender: I think you're had too much to drink
Otto: (acts upon Otto's Law) Fuck you

by Methusar December 9, 2008