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Definition of no daddy type daddy issues, a historical bathroom, bring ur own needle and the edgy kid has the heroin, replace ur oxygen with nicotine addictions, don’t fight the man child learned the hard way, rumor he can still taste the piss, starring Michelin’s daughter where brain is a service not an organ, check snap for a set of leaked nudes annually, short dick pant heavy creamer with a net worth on the wrist, and a hereditary McDonald’s job, a potato head who did the Williams challenge without sucking dick directly, his girl did all the work for him, only hoodies in the hallways are over ur nose, the all in one aquarium doesn’t get cleaned out, the razor kills itself when she uses it, a clonk that breast fed his parents and now shits sagging, insecurity reeks in all, yet strongest Oder is from the Buddha, attached springs to the toilet for the shock absorption, if smell bomb was a person, ironically named anxious atheist who hasn’t properly killed himself yet, unlike how some say, it’s ok to run from an unfair, staff of bumble bee noodle racially divers leprechaun, hippo with a constant butt plug up her ass, Humpty Dumpty on steroids, decomposing Spanish teacher, constant ass eating thus the constant shit talking, to all the depresses kids all urself already no one fucking cares, majority population of 100% bitch made males, the author ain’t tryna create or start problems, sorry if u weren’t mentioned not enough space, I hope you got a laugh out of it is all, mwah. 🙂
Person 1: What is Williams high school,

Person 2: it’s what society would look like if no one got laid and being gay was ok
by Myselfphnx on snap and insta November 11, 2020
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This school is located in Plano Texas around a rich area full of crakers. There’s a Starbucks near by where kids say they’re gonna fight but end up backing out because they have no balls. And counselors pulling up trying to stop problems off school property even though they don’t get paid enough. These counselors include a male that looks like he’s pregnant with 10 children, a real life mrs. Crabs that can only walk inside the class sideways, and one of Santa’s elves. And Homer Simpson as the assistant principal. Along with a black assistant principle that will send you to ISS for looking at her the wrong way. And Otto has the highest rate of gay kids in middle school. With some people showing their ass naked to seduce straight niggas. And you can’t walk down the hallway without getting ear raped by some boys who can scream louder than a seven year old girl. And so many snakes there you’ll think you in the jungle. The highlights include a pornstar teacher, gay niggas, ugly ass hoes, a bunch of depressed kids and some 8 grade pedophiles.
Mom can I go to otto middle school
“Son I’d rather you have six with me”
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