Optus

To be utterly screwed over by a telecommunications company with your personal data including driver licence numbers, passport numbers, Medicare numbers and other private stuff being handed over to random Russians.

I have been standing in a line for an hour for a new licence!

You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!

by xuster95 September 28, 2022

Obtuse

Obtuse: To be “extra” , or to be Kristen.

“Omg you’re being so Obtuse”

“That’s total Obtuse vibes rn”

by Aiming For Atlas October 9, 2022

octussy

A squid persons pussy

Hey dude! That bitches octussy is tight!

by Lightbolbisludicrous June 15, 2023

oitsider

Oitsider is a person who does not like insiders and outsiders and goes by the name darklord

Darklord is quite the oitsider

by HuggieBearLover July 11, 2024

Obtuse

A respectable way to call someone fat.

Jimmy: How are you so obtuse?
Timmy: It all started when my mother told me to be more like my sister...

by thefu£#%* October 21, 2023

obtuse factor

obese faggot

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023

Obtuse factor

a factor in math thats very obtuse

isa: oh wow that girl that is horizontally challenged looks like she could solve an obtuse factor equation
vivi: oh wow yes shes very obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023