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Being Offended

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.
Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.
by RytHandedCobra December 12, 2020
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offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.
"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question
by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016
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offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.
"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"
by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009
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no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.
by katopoliss December 7, 2010
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Offensivitis

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.
by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015
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Offensive 6

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything
"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"
by Confoozion November 24, 2018
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Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.
A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.
by faggut January 23, 2019
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