Tickle the Coffee Nymph

To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee

Please excuse me I just need to go tickle the coffee nymph

by trollgod June 29, 2009

nymphomaniac

mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.

man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?

by kelly January 7, 2005

nymphomania

Characterized by pathological and indiscriminate sexual activity. (female) Satyrisis(male)

Julie went through all the male administrators at the State School and was caught in the act in the family visitation room.

by Julie Groman October 13, 2003

Nymph

1. An extremly horny female, young in age yet expierienced in bed. Craves sex.

Wow Jason, I didn't know your mom was such a nymph untill last night, golly jee.

by Franklinstein July 23, 2005

nompliment

A compliment given to someone who has prepared food for you. Nom + compliment.

That cheezburger was delicious! Please give my nompliments to the chef.

by enoramous August 20, 2011

Nymphomercial

A podcast self-described as "The uncensored comedy podcast that reviews Hentai, both enthusiastically and regrettably". Hosted by Milk Surface known by the handle MilkMyth, and Erin also known as Sheradomo. Regularly releasing an episode every Friday the two hosts describe their experience with a chosen hentai. Milk, identifying as asexual and not interested in hentai from a sexual standpoint, talks about looking up a manga for the show and either being disturbed based off their own sexual insecurities, or enjoying it and talking about the art and composition of the whole thing. Erin on the other had has talked about her experiences of watching animated hentai for her own pleasure, or looking something new up for the show. She often expresses how she could see herself enjoying the content in a more private situation if its new. In some cases Erin will review a hentai video game rather than an animation. The show tries to focus on being a comedy podcast through the means of relatable experiences on something that isn't often talked about in public.

Did you catch the new Nymphomercial last night on Spotify? I've actually seen what they we're talking about and its a weird one.

by Nymphomercial February 20, 2019

sadist nymphomaniac

A deadly mental disease that could effect any male or female in the world that makes them get a sexual thrill off abusing victims by purposely instigating arguments, physical conflicts, or sexual assault. There is no cure for the disease as of yet. The origin of the disease has existed since the dawn of humankind.

The list of people with the diagnoses with the sadist nymphomaniac disease:
1. Donald Trump
2. Ann Coulter
3. Dick Cheney
4. Donald Rumsfeld
5. Charlie Manson

by superbipolar420 April 14, 2017