Nutsack Eclipse

The act of dropping your nut sack across her eyes and having your penis across her mouth and chin.

Tim gave Jenna a nutsack eclipse on lunch today!

by Diabetic unicorn April 25, 2020

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unshaven nutsack

an annoying person of low integrity.

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!

by kam75xx July 21, 2019

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nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days

Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"

by Phloxxi December 16, 2017

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nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

by mafabiotch April 26, 2011

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nutsack mcflurry

DEF 1: The act of having a nutsack inside of your mcdonalds mcflurry

DEF 2: sex position- to put ice cream on your balls with a choice of either oreos or M&Ms. then your partners eats it off

cashier: hey, welcome to mcdonalds. Can i take your order?
customer: ummmmm... ill take a double cheese burger and and nutsack mcflurry. extra nutsack please?
cashier: okay you total is 4.79 sir. thankyou

Girl: oh baby let me have that nutsack mcflurry
Guy: do you want M&Ms or Oreos
Girl: surprise me baby
(guy comes back with oreos and icecream on his nutsack)
Guy: hows that nutsack mcflurry
Girl: ohh babeee its soo good.

by gangsta nig June 06, 2008

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