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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 22, 2006
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nuttard

A retard that acts like a dickhead.
Peter is a nuttard for getting drunk everyday and irritating everybody.
by Jack Sz. June 21, 2005
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nubtard

Something or someone that acts like a "retard" but really is not.
Nathan, Stop acting like a nubtard. Go ride the short bus.
by reeky clan December 28, 2005
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Nevada Nutbag

When a male cuts off his testicals and puts them in a brown paper bag. after this the person walks up to a door sets the bag down on the fronstep and lights the bag on fire. Last, the male rings the doorbell and runs away and watches from a distance.
Oh my god i just gave Mr. jenkins a Nevada Nutbag and when he put out the fire and opened the bag he vomited everywhere.
by Rosetta Stoned May 20, 2009
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Nutbane

The pain one feels in the testes after overexposure to masturbation.
Dude, I was jackin' the pork sword for like two hours last night, got me front row tickets to the nutbane show." "Got some serious nutbane. Should probably stop including the workbench vise in my routine.
by anonymous nova May 16, 2011
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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 20, 2008
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nutbaring

To shit while you cum.
Her head game was so strong she had me nutbaring.
by Usernameyoutwat May 29, 2018
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