numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005

Numptyhubba

1. A person who is significantly lacking in intelligence.

2. A person who is clearly "different" to surrounding organisms.

"Why did Steve score so low on the test?" "Nothing new, he's a numptyhubba."

by Wiiwierdo November 21, 2011

Numphy

The feeling you get when you're comfy and snuggled up while wrapped in a blanket or a loved one's arms, can be in bed or anywhere else equally as comfortable.

E.g I'm feeling quite numphs in bed and I don't think I'll leave it today.

I had to get to work but I was too numphy to get out of bed, so I called in sick.

by LDBT July 23, 2015

numpty

Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club

The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.

by humanist October 14, 2003

numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

by Triffid May 20, 2003

numpty

Someone who does not know the difference between a MB and a GB...

Daz you Numpty, BT aint gonna cap your limit at 15MB

by Rossa July 6, 2004

numpty

A Total Fcuking Idiot

"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"

by tangolf July 8, 2007