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...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.
"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"
by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013
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Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice

A saying that means there can’t be anyone knowing of all the dead bodies piled up if everybody is already dead.
Overpowered main character: kills the whole kingdom with a flick of his finger.
Princess he saved to fuck: nooo, our party members will know you killed their home!
Overpower main character: come to the tent tonight for we shall fuck good, and nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice...
by CUMSE March 23, 2021
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burn notice

verb: to burn someone, weather it be from a cigarette, a b&m or a blunt, saying burn notice right before you do it.

noun: a burn from the act of a burn notice
haha ok, nice burn notice on your arm bro
by nise61 July 16, 2010
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Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.
Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."
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noticeabilitiness

how noticable something is
"Mike, that English paper lacks noticeabilitiness"
by Makayla von Sparrow Havok Snape February 26, 2008
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noticeabilitiness

how noticable something is
"Mike, that English paper lacks noticeabilitiness"
by Makayla von Sparrow Havok Snape February 26, 2008
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Notice

To give your friends and family plenty of notice prior to your arrival or a time your due to meet them
Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?

Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder

*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes

Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice
by Chap87 December 14, 2019
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