the dumbest school on (possibly) this entire planet! Hmm where shouuld i begin? oh yeah lets start with the kids! The kids are dumb as a pile of bricks or dog turd.The girls are complete sluts and dress like they're going to party hard and they are OLYMPIC-LEVEL BITCHES.They do nothing but start catfights with each other!,usally about a boyfriend or a facebook photo and the comments.But not all of them are bitches.Some of them and very nice and funny to be around and such.And THEY (the stupid girls)must wear forever21/ambercrombie/hollister/juicy/PINK. The boys are not much better either.They are either horny or just plain douchebags.They like to make out with the girls or touch their butt/breasts.Or they either make fun of the girls and try to beat them up.Nuff said bout the boys.the school its self is like a concrete prision.there are roaches in the locker room and smells too.And in gym class you dont even do anything! you just sit there like a rock and do nothing! suppodedly they are taking atenndence but they talk about.
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!
***Football Field:12:25pm*****
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School
by cupcakesandtiffany August 17, 2012
Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.
In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.
by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005
Cam: Oh theres Issac
Nic: You mean SPI
Cam: Oh yeah SPI
Kroulette: Small pean Issac (SPI) were the fuck are you ya Hobo
SPI: At school what did you have another sown day today like everyday
Nic: You mean SPI
Cam: Oh yeah SPI
Kroulette: Small pean Issac (SPI) were the fuck are you ya Hobo
SPI: At school what did you have another sown day today like everyday
by BIGGOOGAN February 21, 2019
Issac chin loves is a wonderful man who is sexually confused but doesn’t care he will date that boy!
by Poplockandcrocs April 28, 2022
That Nigga is so gay he is a Issac chin
by Bombaclat22 April 28, 2022
by AT2008 March 25, 2024
Issac “bastard child” Macdonell, also known as ‘my eyes are red’, ‘Bob cut’, ‘Edna mode’, ‘Mr O’Hare’, ‘I don’t wanna die a virgin’ and many other aliases is a disgusting display of humanity that was unsuccessfully aborted and therefore was born on October/November 2009. He is an abuser ‘surpringly’, victim blames whilst playing the victim and has cult like friendgroups, none of which that really like him.
Issac is a wildly unpopular individual (even amongst his own friends). According to his ex boyfriend he fakes knowing how to play the guitar and has an odd obsession with old men, the point of his grandfather’s age.
Although he texts actively and unnecessarily in group chats, it’s unclear as of yet and still speculated how he gets electricity in the sewers systems.
It’s highly suspected that Issac has an extra chromosome, as he actively seeks attention, fakes German heritage and anger issues although all it takes is a kick to the shin and he’s crying and running home.
Fittingly he is a child of divorce.
He has been caught hitting his ex boyfriend in front of his friendgroups, tracing sexual art of nude men and priests from his favourite band Ghost, faking anger issues, created drama to get upset about, and can’t keep a friend group of actual friends for the life of him.
Many other things that can be named off of the top of my head as I’m writing this that his troglodyte did is fake many s/a experiences that simply don’t happen, as he tells him in a cartoonish manner.
Issac is a wildly unpopular individual (even amongst his own friends). According to his ex boyfriend he fakes knowing how to play the guitar and has an odd obsession with old men, the point of his grandfather’s age.
Although he texts actively and unnecessarily in group chats, it’s unclear as of yet and still speculated how he gets electricity in the sewers systems.
It’s highly suspected that Issac has an extra chromosome, as he actively seeks attention, fakes German heritage and anger issues although all it takes is a kick to the shin and he’s crying and running home.
Fittingly he is a child of divorce.
He has been caught hitting his ex boyfriend in front of his friendgroups, tracing sexual art of nude men and priests from his favourite band Ghost, faking anger issues, created drama to get upset about, and can’t keep a friend group of actual friends for the life of him.
Many other things that can be named off of the top of my head as I’m writing this that his troglodyte did is fake many s/a experiences that simply don’t happen, as he tells him in a cartoonish manner.
Dude I just talked to Issac Macdonnell.
Jesus! Are you okay, did he give you rabies? Do we have to put you down?
Jesus! Are you okay, did he give you rabies? Do we have to put you down?
by MMMaaaooo April 27, 2024