Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

No Bant

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates

Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."

Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"

by ssssd45 December 9, 2010

Banted

Being absolutely roasted in a rap battle.

Johnny got banted so hard he peed his pants.

by Triniux March 23, 2023

Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”

“Cachau bant!”

by eeee4444 December 1, 2022

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019

Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter

No need to get so saly its just bants

by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010