Niger please 

Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.

Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!

Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)

Niger please by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008

niger knife 

a broken bottle used by porch monkeys

that niger tried to stab me with his niger knife he made from his 40oz beer.

niger knife by sebastian / peachez July 30, 2006

niger juice 

ejaculate from a black man.

Let me taste your niger juice.

niger juice by Carlos Sanchez Pickle May 29, 2008

niger wool 

The nappy velcro like hair of a black person.

I found some niger wool on the barber shop floor.

niger wool by zxert July 8, 2005

niger trigger

the REAL name of a REAL fish!!! the niger triggerfish is probably one of the funniest names for a fish species other than the black crappie!!! wow, whoever made up the names for these species wasn't racist at all!

bob: hey i was doing some research for my science project and guess what, there is a species of fish called the NIGER TRIGGER!

frank: yea, well guess what species of fish im doing my project on, the BLACK CRAPPIE

niger trigger by saminsanity April 9, 2009

niger digger 

A non-black person who is into black people.

Timmy: Man, that black girl is hot.
Johnny: I don't agree... I'm not a niger digger.

niger digger by lolbp November 22, 2009

niger coon bitch 

a nigger coon bitch means a creamy niger who is a bitch that rapes people

rob:look theres those nigger coon bitches again i hope they dont rape us again

niger coon bitch by fil April 4, 2005