by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
Get the free newspapers mug.When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.
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A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
Get the How old is your newspaper? mug.A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
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Get the Don't look at my newspaper! mug.A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
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Get the Don't Look At My Newspaper! mug.A Youtuber That only OG's remember when it was good. he had 3 main channels NewScapePro, NewScapeGames and OldScapeGames. they all had different forms of content that was very entertaining. Most of us used to watch him daily until he fell to the curse of easy fortnite content with like 5 different YT channels dedicated to Fortnite.
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by die420 August 31, 2022
Get the NewScapePro mug.The usually Christian based printed paper magazines given out at street corner stands that discuss various topics of life and religion.
Achmed gained much of his insight into Christianity by regularly reading the publications handed out at the corner newsprayper stand.
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