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Newcore

Wider desciption of the "NEW" generation of Hardcore music and Agressive metal IE: the heavies of Metalcore/ hardcore metal with the least amount of distinction to modern metal influences.
Examples of "Newcore" bands include but are not limited to;
As I lay Dying, Unearth, Premonitions of war, Blood has been shed, Symphony in peril, Old Eigteen visions, Ect.
by Adam Rage May 31, 2004
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Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.

Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.

A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.

As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Aston Villa Newcastle upon Tyne artificial sperm libido Geordie
by Frank Todd Malone July 10, 2009
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Newcastle

A city where you'll get shanked up regardless who you are or where in the city you are.
"999, what's you emergency?"
"I was in Newcastle, and-"
"Say no more, we have dispatched an ambulance."
by JayNoLastNameGiven June 17, 2019
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Newcastle

This comes from a non geordie or Mackem point of view:

A city in north east England that, no matter how hard they try to deny it, are exactly the same as Sunderland.

The geordies call Sunderland 'scum' but to be fair they arn't any better. Sunderland having a not unclean, but not clean either city center but the suberbs are much better.

Where as newcastle have a not unclean but not clean city center and the futher away you travel, the more of a shit hole it is.

Newcastle; famous for a cocky as fuck football team nobody outside of Newcastle can stand, Good shops, The great north run and a multi million pound bridge thats supposed to look like an eye.
Sunderland; famous for a somewhat shitty, yet improving, football team, beautiful beaches, fantastic annual airshow attended by 1.2 million and the biggest empire Theatre between leeds and Glasgow.

Night life is equal for both cities, Sunderland having The Point, Newcastle having The Gate; equally as immence.

Universities, both good unless you what a job in medicine; then sunderland.

The only thing that puts Newcastle on the map is The Newcastle international Airport, otherwise they are both equaly fantastic cities and Sunderland dosn't get nearly enough credit that it deserves.
Person A; Where shall we go at the weekend, Sunderland or Newcastle.

Person B; Either, as long as its not down south. Posh twats.
by Greenwool18 July 15, 2010
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Newcastle Beige

A cocktail consisting of half a pint of Newcastle brown ale and half a pint of Smirnoff Ice that tastes like shandy.
Mixing your drinks is easy with Newcastle Beige.
by Mohammered October 28, 2007
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Newcastle United

Dan: fuck me bill you’ve left a big Newcastle United in me bog.
Bill: aye sorry mate wouldn’t go in there for a while.
by sammyschlong69 December 16, 2021
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Newcastle United

A Football team which ether has either Overrated,Poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.
Newcastle United Fan:We are the best in the league!

Footabll Fan:no youre not your bottom of the league
by BoroBoy May 16, 2009
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