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cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
by liz December 31, 2003
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animal revolution

Coined on the Tony Kornheiser Show, the animal revolution involves the animal kingdom rising up against its human oppressors and taking over the world. Many of the news segments during Kornheiser's tenure on Washington Post Radio were devoted to animal stories that should tip off loyal listeners that the animal revolution is imminent.
Finding a rat in the mouth is a sure sign of the upcoming animal revolution.
by Marekk January 25, 2008
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retrograde revolution

The theory that history and culture (i.e. fashion, music etc.) repeats itself every couple of decades.

Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.
There are many similarities between the war in Iraq today and the Vietnam war .. It's almost like a retrograde revolution.

Hopefully, a retrograde revolution involving the 60s and 70s will begin, and groups will actually start playing some real music.

The comeback of blazers is part of the retrograde revolution.
by Isabella June 9, 2005
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ron paul revolution

A peaceful political movement in the United States in favor of restoring the country back to its Constitutional roots.
Ron Paul is the leading voice in this movement, as a 2008 Republican-Party Presidential Candidate. (As of 11-2-2007 he still needs to win the Republican Primaries). This revolution intends to use democracy to implement social change beginning with the election of this man.
You can recognize this slogan by the flipped writing of the red letters "evol" in the word "revolution" to spell the word "love". This slogan has been printed on shirts, bumper stickers, and random signs that supporters will post in their local areas.
The mass media will sometimes call Ron Paul's supporters Paulites. Finally, while the Revolution began through the internet, it has proven to have supporters through Dr. Paul's winning of 3rd place or higher in the vast majority of Republican straw polls.
The Ron Paul Revolution has made it to South Carolina!
by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007
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revolution

What most "activists" in our country these days seem to talk about yet never have the balls to pull off.
Revolution of macaroni and cheese.
by ass cheese June 14, 2003
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Evolution

A scientific Theory (a Theory in science being the closest to certianty possible, wihile remaining scientific) That does NOT in ANY way:

speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis)

speculate on the origin of the universe

speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population

state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured

state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape)

detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations)

state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life

state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted.

state that there is no God

state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true)

affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning.

affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap

allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages

hate you (but I might)

comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul
That just about ruels most of the top rated definitions, and that is my point, find out what evolution is before considering yourself in a position to define it. On the subject of irriducable complexity. here's a laman's guide to the evolution of the eye:

An organism developes a cell/cluster of cells sensitive to light through a random mutation, this allows the organism to distinguish between being in light and dark, giving it a few obviouse advantages over it's competing organisms.

This then developes into a line of cells, giving the population the advantage of detecting the direction this light is coming from.

The line then becomes gradually more concave as the spicies developes, giving it more and more sense of directon of the light.

the cells then concave to the point of being a ball with a 'biological appature' allowing the spicies to eventually see basic images.

the cells then evolve to detect different wavelenghts of light (colour) ect. ect.
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Doesn't Evolution say we call come from monkeys?
No.

Doesnt Evolution say that all the dirt in the universe was condensed into a region smaller than a period at the end of this sentence?
Absolutly fucking not!!! EVER!!!!!
by Science, get it right. November 13, 2011
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Dance Dance Revolution

A super sweet game that requires much coordination and balance. Real DDRers don't follow the arrows exactly, looking like morons having seizures on their feet in the process. The best DDRers look like they're really dancing, all the while stomping on just enough correct arrows to keep from failing the song.
Damn, Jason can move on and off the DDR dance pad. He takes his dance moves to the DDR machine seamlessly. I wish I could move as smooth as Jason without looking like I'm stomping on 400 ants in 90 seconds.
by JayStar June 9, 2005
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