neil

he an amazing friend and always has ur back . he is a friend who will always be there for u . so keep him very close and never let a friend like him go

I made a new friend

he must be a neil

by ur beloved April 28, 2020

Neiled

1. The act of ripping someone off 2. Pinching someones dope and/or cutting dope

That nigga got neiled, Neil served that nigga straight salt

by StreetzBwatchin July 18, 2017

neil

Someone everyone should love and i love a lot hes so funny and talented and i would do anything for him please marry me

“wow did you see neil go to that party!”
“yeah they looked hot”

by notandrewburnham June 11, 2021

neil

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen

'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

neil

to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.

thanks a lot, you just neiled it.

by jabrony September 30, 2007

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

neil

One who takes stiff man pole in his butt

"Neil is a bit of a Neil"

by Vindaloostew December 15, 2008