Needle Ass

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.

Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.

by Joe dilena January 10, 2008

Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.

Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

needle dick

A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip

Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.

by U LIKE THAT!!! May 13, 2005

needle dick

a small thin penis

Vadim is a "needle dick"

by r3n October 28, 2002

needle bottom

A person who derives pleasure from a form of SM play in which one receives temporary piercings in any number of places on their body, genitals, nipples, and/or less often face with with sterile hypodermic needles.

David is such a hardcore needle bottom that if play piercing was an olympic sport, he'd definitely have a shot at winning.

by normalname71 January 28, 2011

needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004