nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

fur-necki

People with alot of hair on the back of their necks.

See all that hair on the back of that guy's neck, that is what we call a fur-necki.

by Jaux T. Pose' November 9, 2006

Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011

Necking

To caress and kiss the neck passionately during making-out. Often, the neckee will end up with love bites.

"What's that on your neck?"
"Oh, just love bites from when my baby Johnny was necking me last night"

by YourMateHarry December 21, 2013

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

Necki Menij show

A youtube channel invented by some English boy, which portrays a parody of celebrities, especially musicians of today. Its star Necki Menij has the image of a poorly drawn duck similar to Dolan.

Gags- Lady gaga. Rhenna-Rihanna. Necki Menij- Nicki Minaj. Medoner- Madonna. Necki Menij Show

by RhennaNavey January 27, 2013