necterpoints

To rate something that is both quality and value. Something that looks more expensive than it is. The higher the necterpoints, the better the value.

I'd give those shoes a lot of necterpoints - they are simply fantastic!

by red.dot April 13, 2010

nackered

British for being fucking tired as hell.

Shit man, I'm fucking nackered

by bob July 31, 2003

neckoroni

A noun that is employed after the subsequent usage of a statement that adheres to complete or utter nonsense or irrationality.

Bob: Hey Jim, do you want to start a farm where we grow sushi?
Jim: No Bob, why are you a neckoroni?

by Ashketchup12 February 19, 2017

neckwrestler

One who persuades a female to perform fellatio by pressing on the back of the head or neck while engaging in foreplay.

"We were making out and Robb started giving me a hint that he wanted a bj by pressing the back of my head. He is the neckwrestler"

by are-oh-be-be January 16, 2008

Necked

The act of hitting someone ridiculously hard on the back of the neck

Damn, did you see him get necked that must have hurt like a bitch

by Tuc Az September 7, 2016

Necked

Death by hanging

Did you hear? Tom necked himself yesterday.

Pedophiles deserve to be necked.

Are you coming to the necking tomorrow?

by Hreþsigor November 3, 2018

Ring Nicker

A sharp object in your shit.

You are having a shit and something in the shit scratches your ring. Thats called a ring nicker.

by Derilyn June 30, 2009