Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023
Get the National grab ass and tiddies daymug. A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
Get the National Grab-some-more Ass Daymug. A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
Get the National Grab your mans ass daymug. Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.
by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021
Get the National grab-ass/grab-boob daymug. “hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*
when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*
when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses
by emery smith October 29, 2019
Get the oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass daymug. by Pure Malice January 29, 2020
Get the National Grab Ass Daymug. 1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man
Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"
Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022
Get the National Grab ass daymug.