Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Patastrophe

an event from a person named Pat, causing great and often sudden damage to a toilet and/or restroom or suffering; from such a disaster.

The bathroom had so much poop strewn about, it was a major Patastrophe.

by superswapper72 April 15, 2021

nudastrophe

When you accidentally send a nude to the wrong person.

I was messaging three people at once and sent a selfie to the wrong person... it was a total nudastrophe!

by rhinoD January 21, 2022

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021

Retard Catastrophe

When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.

Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday

by DamnYouObama May 30, 2022

A catastrophe

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023