Napperbate

Masturbating while napping

I was so tired, but horny after class, so I went home and napperbated.

by ashlesdc October 11, 2008

sponge nappers

Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.

Hey, where did Spongebob go? I just saw him yesterday! (said cruisin' by the local BK)

by Plankton December 5, 2004

napgesting

The act of eating then immediately napping.

I was going to call you after I ate but ended up napgesting instead.

by Fatoldwhitedude November 23, 2016

nappyszn

The time periond of which people keep their hair very nappy normally during spring period in the Southern Hemisphere and fall in the both but can take place at any time

Joe: you know what season it is?
Joe mama: indubitably I presume it to be nappySZN
Joe: fr
Joe mama: fr fr
Joe: damn

by Nappynigger420 October 27, 2019

facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013