ramen noodles

A kind of cheap noodle what is made by boiling and adding the included powdered flavoring package. Typically eaten by college students.

I am going to get a hundred packs of ramen noodles cuz they are so cheap.

by megamucus September 28, 2009

2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 5, 2005

ramen noodles

pfft!!!! The best instant food on EARTH, created in Japan and originally used for japanese astronauts, they are now mostly consumed by poor college students, and ppl who wish they were japanese.

Chicken is one of the best flavores..I like cup ramen the best because it has the little dehydrated chickend and veggies in it...Yum.

by fook May 29, 2005

sucks noodles

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.

Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles

by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008

Noodles

1. Guitarist of the Offspring

2. Guitarist of Gorrilaz

One is a real guy, and the other is an animated Japanese girl.

by Siberian Moo Cow July 3, 2005

Noogleboard

A board based game involving two guns, a tub of butter and toenail clippings; played by West London gangsters

Oi blud, you up for a round of noogleboard?

by Coop April 6, 2004

nargie noogle

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.

Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!

by r o y a l t y June 8, 2010