Noob

The worst teammate ever!

If you’re the noob. Get better at the game instead of blaming your teammates

by Rara 21 January 24, 2022

Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.

Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.

by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010

noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 18, 2022

nobody likes onions

A great podcast, Extremely racist, very funny. Kicked out of itunes music store for no reason, Hosted by Patrick, and Hollywood Adam. Very funny show everyone should check it out. www.nobodylikesonions.com

Adam:I'll pinch your nipples again i swear.
Patrick:Banned from the show *Rip*
Adams Mom:I am queen
Dion the Cat Raper: IMA RAPE SOME PRETTY LIL KITTYS!!!
Nobody likes onions great podcast check it out.
www.nobodylikesonions.com

by Monty P October 16, 2005

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

nobow

The otherside of your elbow; an elbow's armpit.

His shirt sleeves went down to his nobow.

by Alex Basso September 5, 2007

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006