Nia

OVERVIEW
Nia is a high-flown Narcissist, devoid of a basis for her bloated self importance, as she has lived a privileged, coddled life heretofore, and confuses superiority with early luck.

SOCIAL & PROFESSIONAL
By means of sexual austerity, hyperbolic attempts to feign shyness, and (paradoxically) social network self-glorification, a Nia builds a primitive mystique, thereby seducing popularity among a cult of dim witted followers.

SCIENCE & NEWS
A recent study indicated that Nias may actually be robots, as they have tested capabilities at generating trite ideas and exploiting pop culture as a means to appear original, however items like empathy, a comprehension of human suffering, inner substance, and a pulse tested absent.

PROPONENTS
A Nia's blank slate personality obliges any idealized image you wish to project, making her most appealing to shallow persons who resent strong personalities, diversity, distinct characters, and authentic principals.

HABITAT & BEHAVIOR
Nias claim merit for unearned titles. For example, she may call herself a Doctor, despite never even having earned an Associate's degree.

Nias can be found hiding behind big words and grandiose concepts.

Nias avoid genuine intimacy, humility, bright colors, vulgar discourse, Buddhism, shenanigans, and using citations when attempting to write academic-style.

Her cinema doppleganger is 'Eve Harrington.' She had the manners of an ambassador and the morals of a pirate.
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by Go_Celtics November 02, 2010
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To steal or to be black
Kevin i left my phone in the locker and it got niaed
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Yo kevin i had my ipad in the locker at gvs and that girl nia stole it
by White kid from gvs October 16, 2012
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A beautiful girl with a great body. She always make you laugh. She normally has brown hair, brown eyes (very dark brown) and a great smile. Shes a major looker. Every guy wants to be with her, and every girl wants to be her. Shes not a slut, shes a slight tease, but she is great to be with. If you get lucky and marry a Nia, you better treat her well. If you don't she will get up and get the hell out of there. She needs a guy with a great personality and good looks. If you have a friend named Nia, keep her close. She will keep you safe, beat you at video games, (Mostly Halo!) She has three best friends. She has a jackass boyfriend, and at least three guys who like her at all times. She constantly is walking around making friends, mostly with guys. She hates horror movies, and loves the superhero movies. If you get the chance to be her superhero... Take it.
by 2003digg June 20, 2018
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Nias are short, pretty cute and adorable. They're very loving and caring and always fun to be around. They're funny, kind and is almost always the life of the party. Nias are perfect for Joshuas.
Person 1: That lil shawty over there is cute as hell
Person 2: You mean Nia? Her boyfriend is Joshua
Person 1: Damn he lucky frfr
by NiaLover69 April 25, 2022
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Nia: the Tamil term used for dog. When used to describe another person it is considered offensive.It is commomly used in Toronto, Montreal, and other cities with large populations of Tamils.
Yo, nia come here!
(the phrase is often said in tamil, but this is the english equivalent)
by Kousu May 13, 2005
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A WWE Superstar who is known on Monday Night Raw as the powerhouse of the Women's Division. She is currently attracting heat (and rightfully so) for breaking the nose of Becky Lynch, ruining Survivor Series in the process, and generally being an endangerment to the Women's Roster.
"Hey, did you enjoy Survivor Series this year?"
"No, because of Nia Jax."
by Micher J November 30, 2018
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