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louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.
Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
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Casey Napoli

A man who is very dirty and smelly who has a micro penis and a small ballsack that smells like rotton eggs and is the size of a rabbits poop. His head is the size of a watermelon its a odd shape. His skin tone is a little pink so he looks scrumptious.
Jackie: did you see that watermelon?
Viv: totally looked like a casey napoli
Jackie: omg i totally agree
by Carpet cleaner man July 3, 2009
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Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
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Synco de napo

Named in honour of a rare and holy parenting victory, synchronised day time napping between parents and babies/toddlers. This is the pinnacle of parental life
Parent A: I was so hungover.. I finally got the mini human down and then crashed out for the afternoon
Parent B: Synco de napo?! Man, that the pinnacle of life right there
by Daly Double August 20, 2021
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Napoleon Dynamite

1. The best movie EVER
2. An okay movie
3. The worst most EVER
1. Napoleon Dynamite was so fucking funny! Remember the part where the guy said "your mom goes to college?"
2. Napoleon Dynamite was okay. I mean, I didn't hate it or anything.
3. "Your mom goes to college?" What the fuck does that mean?
by derkaderk March 4, 2005
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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!
by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007
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napoli

to savagely sodomize rape and impregnate a young religious female virgin who is saving herself for marriage.
No decent person would want any girl get the napoli sentence.
by sam chenowith April 17, 2006
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