Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

by tman July 3, 2004

Human mattress

someone who sleeps around

a prostitute is a human mattress

by sososweet November 15, 2010

town mattress

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".

Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

by John Phoenix 12121 March 29, 2008

White Mutt

Someone who is a mix of almost every white ethnicity

Person 1: You said your mixed right?
Person 2: Yeah I’m part British, German, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Swedish...
Person 1: So you’re a white mutt?

by DylanPaterson November 29, 2019

Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"

Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"

by XFlurry October 26, 2009