Chase masker shit

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.

Chase is playing MLB. Throws the damn mic and runs to the toilet. Chase masker shit.

by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022

dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.

Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

by pooba August 10, 2006

Muskrat

Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.

David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.

by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Muskegon Downhiller

When you take a handful of pop rocks, spit in your hand, and jack off

I was bored so I gave myself a Muskegon Downhiller

by Dirtylew February 20, 2015

Musers

A bunch of people who lip sync their way to fame 😂🙄

me: musers have no talent

by Lynne's August 14, 2016

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004