by TherevJake December 19, 2011
Get the fart muscle mug.The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019
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A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
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Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
by cheesyballs January 26, 2014
Get the Masturbation muscles mug.Oh Muscles Glasses, where do we begin? He's the muscley French-Canadian guy off Epic Meal Time! That sexy man will eat anything. And I like to watch.
by lindseyyyywhatwhat August 13, 2011
Get the Muscles Glasses mug.To place your penis into the hand of an unsuspecting person. Most commonly acted between two heterosexual males.
When we were laying around in the TV room, Andy gave Tim the old Mussler. It was hysterical... but fucking gay as shit.
by trop142 November 28, 2010
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Get the Muscle Mary mug.The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
by silasmeister May 2, 2010
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