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Jon Bon Mundi

A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi

Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi

Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli

Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well

Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
by robtown April 20, 2008
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monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.
You stupid Monkit!!!
by Josh January 7, 2004
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Mulki

person A: hey who is that?

person B: oh that's mulki isn't she amazing?
by lksdlkdkj November 9, 2010
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mish mumkin

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.
Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008
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so i herd u liek mudkipz

#1: A term used when asking if someone lieks mudkipz.
#2: A n00b term used to insult someone who likes pokemon.

Please refer to mudkipz for more information on them.
by Dark Rukario November 15, 2007
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monkish

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously
Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.
by Senor Flik June 16, 2007
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