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Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!
Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming
by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024
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Mumling

The Mumling is a 7 feet tall beetle, covered in fur. The Mumling rolls around when transporting. It was first spotted in south Sweden.
The Mumling is often seen during cold windy mornings.
Damn, it sucks having to bike to school today, it's a cold and windy autumn morning, better not run into any Mumlings.
by The ball of the Schlicke October 19, 2025
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Mumling

The Mumling is a 7 feet tall beetle, covered in fur. The Mumling rolls around when transporting. It was first spotted in south Sweden.
The Mumling is often seen during cold windy mornings, burrowing into old tree roots looking for food.
Damn, it sucks having to bike to school today, it's a cold and windy autumn morning, better not run into any Mumlings.
by The ball of the Schlicke October 19, 2025
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.
"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."
by Premuium June 20, 2024
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