mud flap

Derived from the German word müdflapenzie.

Ich bin ein müdflapenzie

by Toth October 17, 2003

mud flaps

The human buttocks; specifically, the skin and muscle enclosing the anus. The body part that sandwiches residual fecal matter attached to the rectum, thus providing a buffer between one's undergarments.

My mud flaps felt like sandpaper, leading me to believe that I may not have adequately wiped myself.

by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007

Mud Flaps

oversized, used anus.

She likes it in the ass so much, her ass looks like it has mud flaps.

by Bumbomb.com May 04, 2003

mud flap

sneeze guard for a rednecks boyfriend

if it wasn't for that mud flap he would have nudded on his back.

by B1G L0U February 03, 2008

Mud Flaps

The folds of skin hanging down from a female's arm when the arm is held out to the side.

When she waves, her mud flaps just keep on swingin' in the breeze.

by RainmanK February 24, 2009

Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff March 31, 2016

mud flaps

dead skin hanging from the bottoms of your lower back, usually called the arsehole. thickness differ from between 2.5mm to 35cm depending on sexual status and origin. these flaps work overtime when a gastronomical virus is detected. bepanthen creme could be used to treat
mud inflicted rash. painkillers should be taken every other hour. if rash does not subside,and you dont know the answer, phone a friend.

hey dude, have you been sitting on the floor?
your mud flaps are flat and fanky....

"what a bummer"... scuse the pun.

by Mountain dwarf April 25, 2007