mufflebob

When a man sits in the corner and cries with his head in a pillow while a woman he was planning on sleeping with fucks someone else.

I heard the cries of a mufflebob in the hotel room next to me.

by Melissa Joan Heart December 19, 2016

Muffleplop

When you slip out the room to have a secret poo

One Muffleplop a day keeps the doctors away

by Muffleplopper December 26, 2022

smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.

I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.

by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006

shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.

"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"

by chrisee t August 8, 2012

oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea

The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement

by SickRN February 2, 2017

Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.

I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.

by Whalesdude November 7, 2007

Cock Muffler

A person of any sex who enjoys deep throating.

Danielle is such a cock muffler she took that dick all the way..... Balls deep

by wknd1warrior February 16, 2009