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missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.
by shane2012 November 8, 2009
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Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
by plmgr July 27, 2010
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Messed Up Kids

“Messed up kids” is a personality or an attitude of young people who feel different and messed up in a way. People who don’t like being stuck in a stereotype. People who do things based on feelings and not standarts.
by messedupkid March 30, 2021
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mosselenmetfrietjes

Extremely talented tiktokker, often asked to join the hypehouse but refused because they are way to cool for that. Makes amazing content which is enjoyed all over the world. They are often compared with the Greek God Zeus because of their Godly status and dominant character, truly an alpha male.
Do you know the best tiktokker on the platform? Yes, it's that alpha male mosselenmetfrietjes.
by AndrewTheAlmighty June 19, 2021
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missedkenamine

i respect my friend named missedkenamine
by Maddison10101 July 15, 2021
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messed

Me and Candice got SOO messed last night at the bar!
by Heather February 8, 2004
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missed call

(n)
reminder or mobile phone call that acts as a reminder.

The intention of the caller is to remind the receiver of some particular event or task. Generally, the receiver would have made the request for a 'missed call'.

This term originated in India after the mobile boom. The caller identification is a default feature in most of the mobile phones; hence this peculiar use.
Oh! Geeta just gave me a missed call; I was supposed to ring cable operator.
by manju January 27, 2005
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