mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016

Brick-and-mortar

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.

The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.

by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024

mortar hot

u r drop dead sexy n will cause instant death

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.

by chico78225 January 15, 2011

Mortar

When you jizz you hit your ceiling

I shot a mortar yesterday

by Demarcus DeQuarius Bartholomew October 3, 2020

mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018