Morganism

An entity which warships our lord and savior micheal morgan.ap teaching. He is the one true god and projects all of the perfectness of humanity. He has review guids instruction guids and everything he know to you do your best on the AP test. Those who worship never forget to like and subscribe i fthey find the video helpful.

"Whats up guys, did you watch the Morgan video today? "
"EW shut up you filthy Morganism" Then he died

by MICHEAL FREAKING MORGAN BICH May 21, 2019

Mortality rate

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

by death69 September 15, 2021

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

Captain Morganist

Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009

objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.

"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."

by Ravio October 4, 2016

selective morality

The act of passing proper moral judgement on one person while favoring another over that person; this basically means that someone would be willing to rat out one person for something they did, but at the same time, not get the other into trouble by favoring them and reporting them for whatever infringement of the law or etc. they performed.

Selective morality is common among larger companies such as Youtube and Facebook or so many people say.

by Brokensteel119 July 21, 2016

Morganstein

Morganstein

1. a Jewish name. like anything with -stein is Jewish. if you have this name,
you're either Jewish or should be.

2. a name made up by an awesome person named Caroline who speaks Spanglish.

3. A synonym for Rachel. She's awesome and pretty and we all are soooo jealous of her but love her A LOT.

Caroline: RACHEL MORGANSTEIN!
Rachel: Yes?
Hannah: Oh nothing, Caroline just likes gritar tu nombre in daily vida.

by SupahHannah January 27, 2009