gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

Muppet Show

a group of men fisting a group of women. The men resembling puppeteers.

That orgy turned into a real Muppet Show.

by muppet madness June 1, 2009

jiz mopper

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.

I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up

by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005

muppetry

A general description of the acts of a muppet.

Jesus, that fuckwit is bringing the art of muppetry to a new level.

by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003

jizz mopper

A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.

"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.

by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

by scissorhands June 15, 2008