military moped

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob

The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 12, 2006

Mope Fiend

A very moody, down person.

Sherry's new boyfriend is a definite mope fiend. He wears black all the time and never cracks a smile.

by NuttyByNature June 21, 2009

Mopedicide

Mopedicide - to kill one's self by the act of a moped; to commit suicide by a moped through various means

The man committed mopedicide yesterday by driving his moped into a brick wall.

by MopedicideMan August 3, 2012

Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015

mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018

Moperish

A feeling of low energy, mixed with boredom, ennui and low mood.

I’m feeling kinda moperish.

She’s looking a bit moperish today don’t you think?

by WatrGirl September 6, 2018

Movezilla

A person who becomes very demanding and unreasonable when they have to find a new place to live

Diane became a movezilla the second her landlord told her that she wouldn't renew her lease.

by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020