mookie stain

terrible diarrhea that leaves residew in between your buttcheeks and underwear

These damn tacos left my shorts dirty and now I've been having to clean my mookie stain every 5 minutes

by chuck norris 87 August 18, 2011

moomintroll

moomintroll is a troll that lives with his family in moominvalley, he's got alot of friends (snorkmaiden, snufkin, little my etc.) but every winter his boyfriend snufkin goes away and that makes moomintroll super depressed.

"wow moomintroll is such a moomintroll!"

"man i wish i was a moomintroll"

by names are for weaklings November 25, 2019

Moobies

Conj. Man+boobies. Fat boys have moobies. Aka bitch titties.

Whoa, check out the moobies on that fat guy at the pool. He looks like Meatlof from Fight Club.

by Torklugnutz June 3, 2004

Moomin

the moomins were a lovely bunch of innocent wee animals, first in book form then much later on tv

by glynhackett September 29, 2003

Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii April 16, 2006

moolinaire

A person who has had sex with so many fat chcks that the total weight of all the women combined exceeds one million pounds.

I only needed 300 more pounds, and after I banged that 400 pound porker, I'm a moolinaire!

Congratulations man, you left the 99% and are now in the 1% of chubby chasers!

by arkayne March 27, 2013

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019