Cougar Mooch

Men who are lazy youtubers, who pretends to be chef of 25 years, soccer play, lounge singer on a cruise ship, wedding sing, & lets not forgot magician. Synonym: Nader

Oh look, the cougar mooch is burning another sandwich.

by Snarky Priest June 14, 2023

mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008

monophobia

Fear of being Alone.

"I have Monophobia, the fear of being alone."

by wordhandler October 7, 2017

Moochie

Someone or something that is cute, adorable and lovable.

My dog is a little moochie.

by TDPLB October 3, 2018

Moochelle

First Lady Michelle Obama, so named for her advocacy to get everybody to mooch off the federal government.

Who does Moochelle think she is telling people what they should and shouldn't eat?

by highwayman56 February 4, 2012

Monophobia

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.

im staying at mark's because i have monophobia

by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

mooches

Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume

Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes

by Gopalji September 22, 2005