Mojoman

Mojo - sperm/spunk/semen/jizz/cum/
Man - guy/dude/bloke/homo/fellow

"Jizzfellow gets bitchslapped by Iscariot"
"Cumguy gets pwned by again"
"Semendude swallows it whole!"

by Iscaw February 17, 2003

Monomania

the state of a person being obsessed with achieving a single desire or goal, usually the face would be willing to do anything in order to fulfill their need

person 1: gosh, there's this car i've wanted to purchase for years, i've worked my ass off every day just to get all the money. honestly, i'd even sell my organs for it.
person 2: jeez, dude, that's a real monomania if you ask me.

by thedemonunderyourbed September 30, 2024

Monkman

A man of nature and peace who loves to travel and enjoy the world through observation. Usually has long gray hair and/or a long gray beard. Is known to be an ominous man but in a good way. The Monkman can impregnate a woman with a single touch of his finger and can be impregnated themselves by Mudmen who jump on top of them and impregnate them. The Monkman's mortal enemy is the Mothman. There is only 1 Monk man at one time, there for when the Monkman is spotted, the preceding Monkman is no longer considered a Monkman. It is disrespectful to physically write down the name Monkman on paper. Once that happens, the person who wrote his name on the paper will no cease to see The Monkman. Forever. Travels via public transportation buses. Very rarely will a the Monkman be black, however this has been known to happen on at least one occasion. The Monkman does not speak

(Driving down the street)

James- Total Monkman in that price chopper parking lot!!!

Earl- Holy shit pull in pull in we need to get a better look at him!!!

(The one driving precedes to make a psycho left turn at 35MPH into the parking lot )

by StingrayJ65 June 8, 2011

monocaniest

A person with one dog.

Sue just got her first dog, she's now a monocaniest.

by dkrnet June 17, 2011

Monoma Futty

Usually an extremely fat person who loves to eat cake and sit on the sofa all day.
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill

Charlie: Well I'd say she's a monoma Futty

Sarah: Yeah. I'd agree

by DaRiAnSuNnShInE October 3, 2012

Mongman

A Mongman is a person that has no common sense, He refuses to listen to the advice of others and He will often get played by a female playa.

Oh Mongman why wont you listen to our advice.

by wisewise man June 13, 2013

monoanst

The feeling of your partner moving against you as they sleep

He reveled in the moment as he felt her monoanst while she slept.

by TheFireBert October 27, 2017