Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

by chou chou January 5, 2008

as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

mongoosing

to skip school with friends. only possible to do if your a BAMF.

Daniel: Let's mongoose today
Victoria: Hellll yea. We can go to Galveston!
Zac: Can I come mongoosing with you too?
Daniel & Victoria: Yea, your a BAMF!!!!

by dippie&vicki April 9, 2009

Mongoosing

When you hold the front brake on a rear wheel drive vehicle and then hit the gas until the rear tires start spinning. Also known as powerbraking

Me and the police were mongoosing in the Burger King parking lot!

by worldclasslifesaver August 16, 2011

mangoose

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).

I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.

by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004

mongoose

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

by Adustus November 12, 2004