Hi I have moldy buttcheeks
by Pen15ofdoubt April 11, 2015
Noun: Derogatory term for military personnel or JROTC students who insist on wearing their uniform everywhere they go to because they think it makes them look cool and want people to admire them. A MT will wear the same uniform for days to the point where the tip of their dicks becomes green with mold from lack of washing. A KT can be seen at children's birthday party, little league baseball games, shopping malls, and grocery stores prancing around demanding respect from everyone for their "service" even though they have never seen combat. A moldy tip will insist on being called a veteran and thanked for their service on Veterans Day, 4th of July, Memorial Day, etc. even though the only thing they have ever done is sit around at a local base and fuck each other.
Why's this Moldy Tip wearing his uniform at my daughters bellet recital? There's not a base for 300 miles.
by RH2017 November 05, 2017
That guy is a moldy mike.
by Twat slayer June 06, 2022
by Lick Baby July 07, 2022
"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."
by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019
Boys that stay in the closet for more than three weeks. They live in a dark, moist place. They usually Monster merhcandise and prefer black wife beaters over white.
by Lauralauralaura February 12, 2015
That boy had a moldy soul.
by Paradox2767 May 03, 2011